Terms of Service

Cats First Advocacy maintains a fair and transparent refund policy consistent with the operational standards of a sovereign advocacy organization. The following provisions govern all merchandise purchases, membership subscriptions, and donations processed through this website.

Merchandise

All merchandise offered by Cats First Advocacy — including but not limited to mugs, bandanas, water bottles, and tumblers — is produced on demand through authorized manufacturing partners. Each item is fabricated upon receipt of order and is therefore non-returnable under ordinary circumstances.

Returns and replacements are accepted exclusively in the following cases: the item arrived with a manufacturing defect, the item was damaged during transit, or the item received differs materially from the item ordered. Requests must be submitted within fourteen (14) days of confirmed delivery to provisions@catsfirst.ca, accompanied by photographic evidence of the defect or discrepancy.

Replacement or refund for qualifying claims is handled by our manufacturing partner in accordance with their quality assurance protocols. Cats First Advocacy does not accept returns based on change of mind, incorrect sizing selections made by the purchaser, or general dissatisfaction with the philosophical implications of feline sovereignty.

Shipping

In the event that a shipment is lost, delayed beyond reasonable expectation, or otherwise fails to arrive at its designated territory, Cats First Advocacy will coordinate with the carrier to investigate and resolve the matter. Purchasers should report shipping concerns to provisions@catsfirst.ca with the relevant order number and tracking information.

Memberships

Membership subscriptions may be cancelled at any time through the member's account or by contacting Cats First Advocacy directly. Cancellation takes effect at the end of the current billing period. No refunds are issued for the remaining duration of an active billing cycle. The decision to withdraw support for feline sovereignty is, of course, entirely voluntary — however misguided.

Donations

All donations to Cats First Advocacy are final and non-refundable. Contributions are accepted as voluntary acts of solidarity with the cause of feline territorial recognition and are applied to the organization's operational, educational, and advocacy activities. This is standard practice among legitimate advocacy organizations — a category to which Cats First Advocacy belongs without qualification.

Contact

All refund, return, and shipping inquiries should be directed to the Office of Provisions at provisions@catsfirst.ca. Requests are reviewed by the Designated Human Representative and processed in a timely manner befitting an organization of this standing.